Saw this on the Wolfhome Forums, I really like it!
User 1: ^ Just gave birth < Wants some soda v Should buy me more soda
User 2: ^ Wants more soda < Can't afford soda v Should buy it instead
So basically, ^ = The poster above you < = You v = The poster below your post
Let's begin!
< Has to go to bed soon.
v Will buy me comfy pillows.